HHS-OASH-2026-0397-2554
https://www.regulations.gov/comment/HHS-OASH-2026-0397-2554

Electromagnetic radiation shall make us all greater than God.

I absorb as much of it as I can.  So should you.

We are completely safe, forever.  It is only dangerous to the pale-skinned and the inbred. 

I never become ill and I shall outlast the pathetic stars